11.Drunk Girl At The Get Up Kids Show(Guess Jeans Awnings Old Navy)
One time I was at a private school and it cost like fuckin $4000
a year to go there. And, uh, so we were the shit kids cause we
didn't have fuckin' Guess jeans or anything. And I was walking
into the fuckin' lunch room, under the fuckin', what the fuck is
the thing called？ That over you're head. The awnings. And I
happened to look up just for a second, and, I happened to look
up. And a bird shit in my eye. Hey did you get that shirt from
old navy？ I knew you did. Hell yeah. Right on, bitch!
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